Gotta catch 'em all!

Bet some of you would have seen this circulating somewhere on the internet,

Charmanders are red, Squirtles are blue.
If you were a pok'emon, I'd choose you.
Your smile is stronger than a Hyper Beam,
like Jessie and James we'd make the perfect team.
I'll stay by your side like Pikachu and Ash,
love you more than a level 80 Rapidash.
You are more legendary than a Zapdos or Mew,
but out of 150,
I choose you.

Now here is my original version. Cheesiness ahead, dear reader, you have been warned.

Charmanders are red,
Squirtles are blue,
I'll fight the Elite Four,
Be the champion for You.

Bet you never knew,
A girl like you,
Is rare as Mew.

You HM05 up my life,
Gave me HM04 to survive.
I'd give you all my gym badges,
Just to stay with you for ages.
You masterball-ed my heart,
Now please, don't break it apart.

You are more exciting than wild pok'emon appearing out of tall grass,
I'd take you out on a movie date, X-men First Class.
I use Repel for Zubats and Rattata,
For you I'll put on cologne and drive a car.